From what my two sisters, who have both worked in retail, have told me, I can believe this slogan. But having worked in the restaurant industry, I have a hard time believing that it’s worse than working the drive through and serving angry customers who scream to you that you’re stupid and worthless—even if you’re in college and they’re not even using proper grammar, mind you—while your smile warbles and your eyes tear up while you wish them a nice day and try not to cy.

Yeah, I once thought about writing a book called Monster in the Drive-Thru.

I’d like to challenge retailer employees and restaurant employees to duke it out and prove which job is worse—which is the real Hell on Earth—once and for all. Post your arguments below!